One reason - the main reason - I usually just cite other people's work. They're more enlightening and entertaining than I could ever be. Witness this priceless description of our President giving a speech.
That uptilted chin combined with the left-right teleprompter neck swivel you can set your watch by makes him look like an emaciated Mussolini umpiring an endless rally of high lobs on Centre Court at Wimbledon.
Mark Steyn on B.O. and our descent into Eurocentric hell.
He has the knack of appearing moderate while acting radical, which is a lethal skill.