He Throws Like A Democrat

Best line about President Obama's opening pitch at the Washington Nationals' opener.

(Jayson Stark, ESPN.com) From Bob Costas, to Jimmy Fallon, on Barack Obama's first-pitch shot put in Washington this week:

"I was in St. Louis last year at the All-Star Game when he threw out the first pitch, and it's kind of like the same thing: 48 miles per hour and way outside the strike zone. But the sad part was, immediately afterward, the Mets signed him as their third starter."